Once long ago the various body parts all complained that they was superiour, and that each part was incharge and ran the body the best. The liver said I am the in charge because I make fuel for the bdy and I turn poisons in the body into safer things. The Intestines said they was in charge because with out them the liver could never have anythig to work with.
The Eye said no we are more important because we derect the body inthe right direction. And thuse the variouse parts of the body went on, the lung breath the brain thinks, the stumoch disolves food, the Kidneys the mouth, and then the a*****e said all of you shut up, I AM IN CHARGE ! ! The other body parts stop talking and thought for a second then they all started laughing, HA HA HA what do you do, you only hold our waste until the body unloads it. Thuse the a*****e said fine, I will prove it to you. The a*****e clamed shut ad stoped releaseing his load, and thuse the body became overloaded and full of shit. they Intestines cryed in pain, the poisons became to great for the liver, the stumoch churned and could hold nothing, the Eyes watered so much that they could not see, the Brain could no longer think. Finaly all the body parts said ok ok enough, we can not take it aymore. The a*****e is in charge, and so it still remains today, anyplace where there is an a*****e workig you will find out quickly that the A*****e is in Charge.
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