There are two men walking down the road.
one's name is tom and the other is joe.
tom pulls out a ciggarett and asks joe if he has a light.
joe pulls out a ten inch bic. tom says "holy shit man where did you get that?!" joe replies"i found a genie" and pulls a magic lamp out of his backpack. he rubs it and out pops a genie. tom asks the genie if he can have a wish becasue he is joe's best friend.
the genie agrees and he wishes for a million bucks. the genie dissapears back into the lamp. about ten minets pass and tom asks joe "where's my money?" the sky gets verry dark and a milion ducks pass by.
joe yells "what the hell i asked for a million bucks not a million ducks!" joe replies i forgot to tell you my genie is hard of hearing you realy think i asked for a ten inch bic? |
