An old guy is getting pretty frail his kids try to persuade him that he'd be better off in a home. He doesn't like the idea, but they get him to agree to a weeks trial.
He goes in, and gets introduced to eberybody he even enjoys the evening meal. He sleeps well that night. In the morning, a nurse wakes him up and tells him that he'll have to have a bedbath he doesn't find the idea too appealing, but it does have its attractions. During the process he develops an erection - "You don't need to be embarrased" the nurse tells him. "I only get one a month", he says. "Oh well, then! It's best not to waste it!" and she climbs in with him, pulling off her clothes. He rings his children: "I'm staying!" "why?, you hated the idea really, now you seem rally keen!" "Well, things happen!" That afternoon, he's hobbling along a corridor with his Zimmer, and falls. An orderly hears him calling for help and come to help him. "Don't be embarrased", he tells him. "But while you're on the floor, why not waste the occasion?" and pulls down the old guys stuff and rogers him.
He rings his children! "Get me out of here!" "Why? YOu loved the place this morning!" "Well, this morning I got an erection and a nurse let me shag her this afternoon I fell over and an orlderly zoofed me! I only get a hardon once a month, but I fall over seven times a day!" |
