2 priests were going into the shower at the monastery when they realized they forgot the soap. Thinking no one was around, Father Alberto ran naked down the hallway, grabbed 2 bars of soap, and headed back to the showers.
Halfway down the hall, he heard voices and panicked. He moved to a corner and posed, pretending to be a statue. Just then 3 nuns came around the corner, looked at the realistic looking "statue, " and started whispering and giggling.
Getting bold, the first nun walks up and pulls on the priest's d**k. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
The nun picks it up nd says, "Hey, a soap dispenser!" So the 2nd nun walks up and grabs his p***s.
The priest drops the other bar, and the nun is again pleasantly surprised. So the 3rd nun walks up and tugs it, looks down and exclaims, "Hey, hand soap!" |
