I heard this joke only once ever, and once I got it thought it was hilarious...
Up in heaven got decided to change things around. He told his angels that a new rule would go into effect the next at 12pm.. this rule said that people could only stay in heaven if something fatal had happened to them! So surely enough the first guy shows at 12pm and the angel at gates asks him why he deserves to be in heaven..
The guys says well.. get this! I'm coming home early from work, right, and I get in the apartment - the first thing I see is my girlfriend naked. She gets up and starts runnin cuz I'm chasin n shoutin at her around the apartment... then it dawned on me I had to find d**kface who she was with. So I go out to the patio to cry a moment, and I look down and there's a guy half naked clinging on my damn patio...
I started stompin on his feet, but he just wouldn't fall down. So I got so excited I ran inside and grabbed the fridge, and then threw it on him! When I realized what had happened and what I did, I instantly had a heart attack and died. So the angel tells him well... you killed someone outta deep love.. welcome to heaven! And not a second after that the next guy shows up and the angel asks him why he thinks he should be here. And the guy says.. umm, I was doing my evenin exercises, I had jumped up on patio above me for some pull-ups... and next thing I know this crazy idiot is stompin on my feet! I'm clingin for my life when all the sudden this fridge comes overboard, so I get hit and fall over and die instantly! The angel tells him, wow that's really fatal, I think you can stay. And right after saying this, a third guy shows up instantanously. And the angel's curious, he asks him well why do you need to be here? The guy is silent a moment then says...
well...
picture this.. I'm hiding in a fridge...
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