I heard this joke a long time ago maybe 1980 and the main reason I remember it is I like ice cream.
A woman comes home from shopping with a lot of bags. She is upset and tells her husband that her honour and reputation has been damaged by a shoe salesmen and she'd like him to thrash this fellow. He asked her reputation was damaged.
She says the salesman looked up her skirt when she was trying on shoes and told her he'd like to fill her p***y with ice cream and eat it out. Husband looks in the bags, and sees shoes in the bags and answers..There are three reasons I won't do that.. 1 you should be wearing panties out shopping 2 you shouldn't be spending MY money 3 if the fellow can eat that much ice cream ...
I can't take him. |
