A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist.
The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what Im doing ?" "Yes, " she says, "youre checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct, " says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what Im doing now", he says. "Yes, " says the woman, "youre checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Thats right, " replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know, " he pants "what Im doing now?" "Yes, " she says. "Youre getting herpes." |