Three boys ditched school to sneak into an X rated movie. They found an emergency exit door partway open in the back and quickly hid in the dark theatre. Commercials & Previews started as the boys got settled. The action starts slowly as the couple finds each other, then the clothes come off. As giant naked close-ups flashed above, one boy jumped up and bolted out of the theatre.
The other guys left the end of the movie, and found their friend waiting outside. "Hey What Happened to You?" they asked the one who ran. "Well, my mother told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone.
I felt myself turning hard!" |
