Dusty Underwear One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
- maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April, " he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder.....
it's Miracle Grow." Isn't it amazing how men just never learn not to mess with a woman? |
