A man is driving along on his way to work. On his way he passes over a bridge and glances in his rearview mirror only to notice the flashing lights of a police car behind him.
He calmly pulls over and the officer walks up to the man's window. The officer asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The man replies, "Yes, I realize I was speeding but unfortunately I am late for work and it's critical that I be on time.
" Curious, the officer then asks the man what he does for a living that is so important for him to be on time. The answers the cop stating that he is a rectum streacher. Not expecting the man's answer the officer relied back, "YOU'RE A WHAT?".
The man calmly restates that he is a rectum streacher. Again curious, the officer asks the man what in the hell a rectum streacher isdoes. The man answers, again in a relaxed manner, that first he begins by inserting one then two fingers into the patients butt hole, then after streaching it some more he works his whole hand in, then he soon has the other in and is working and streaching the a*****e until it's about 6 feet in diameter. Unknowingly the cop asks, in what is now a shocked tone, what in the hell do you do with a 6 foot a*****e? The man once again as calm as can be replies, usually they are placed at the end of a bridge with a radar gun. |
