This plane starts to run into trouble on a flight and as the stewardesses have everybody go into emergency mode, people are astonished to see 3 women going into their own emergency mode. The first woman was putting on all of her finest diamonds, emeralds, rubies and other fine jewelry. When asked what was she doing, the woman said: "Why, when they come to rescue us, they will see all my finest jewelry reflecting off the water and will surely rescue me first.
" The second woman was putting on all of her finest clothing of silk robes, and dresses made of the finest and rarest cloth ever seen. When asked what she was doing, the woman said, "Well, surely when they see all of my finest cloth floating in the water, they shall rescue me first." The third woman, who happened to be black was tearing off all of her clothes untill she was bare-ass naked.
When asked what she was doing, the black woman replied, "Shit! Everyone knows that they always look for the black box first.." |
