Lord, before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray to my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. |
